Bring startup trauma to game night.
The first physical edition of Cards Against Startups is coming. Probably. Join the waitlist and help us manufacture something other than software.
Join thousands* of founders.
*Future-looking statement. Please don't sue us.
Questions from future customers and current lawyers.
Is this affiliated with Cards Against Humanity?
No. Cards Against Startups is an independent startup-culture parody game. Before public manufacturing and promotion, the final name and packaging should receive appropriate trademark review.
Is the game free online?
Yes. Your data is much more valuable. Kidding. Mostly. The playable browser prototype is free.
When does the physical deck ship?
When we achieve card-market fit. Join the waitlist and we'll tell you once manufacturing becomes a real sentence in our investor update.
Is this appropriate for work?
Depends entirely on whether HR is playing. We recommend reviewing your deck, your team, and your appetite for career-limiting specificity.
Can I play with investors?
Yes. Avoid eye contact during the runway cards.
Can I submit a card?
Absolutely. Startup culture produces new material faster than we can. A community submission flow is on the roadmap, which means we have discussed it twice.
Do you use AI?
We tried not to. Unfortunately our investors asked. Kevin, our AI intern, now writes 900 drafts per minute and approximately four are usable.
Can I expense it?
Put ‘team culture infrastructure’ on the receipt.
Do you offer enterprise pricing?
Of course. Same cards. Much higher price.