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August 2026
Drop #001
● LIVE-ISH

The current thing

The Agent Ate My SaaS Pack

Agents were hired to eliminate busywork. They have since formed a steering committee, scheduled a weekly sync, and requested access to production.

Our newest employee is ________.

Cards Against Startups

PROMPT#601

twelve MCP servers and a dream

Cards Against Startups

ANSWER#535

one human frantically approving everything

Cards Against Startups

ANSWER#542

another agenta browser tab with root accessSalesforce, somehowa $900 monthly API billan intern supervising six agentshallucinated customer feedbackthe founder pretending to understand evals

Previous incidents

The archive of things we all pretended were normal.

Founder Mode

One founder. Zero dissent. Forty-seven quote-tweets explaining organizational design.

The Vibe Coding Incident

It worked on the first try, which made the six hours of debugging significantly more surprising.

The Death of SaaS

Please subscribe to our SaaS platform to download the full report.

The One-Person Unicorn

One founder. Eleven agents. Fourteen SaaS subscriptions. One very worried accountant.

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