#01
Our strongest competitive advantage is ________.
PROMPT / CARDS AGAINST STARTUPSour competitors haven't noticed this market exists because it doesn't
WINNER / @default_ded♥ 12,483community due diligence
Community / Unmoderated conviction
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Market-tested bad judgment.
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#02
Our CEO describes the company culture as ________.
PROMPT / CARDS AGAINST STARTUPSFounder Mode with witnesses
WINNER / @quiet_quitter_01♥ 9,108community due diligence
#03
We extended runway by ________.
PROMPT / CARDS AGAINST STARTUPSchanging the runway calculation
WINNER / @series_burn♥ 8,422community due diligence
#04
The board would like an explanation for ________.
PROMPT / CARDS AGAINST STARTUPSthe revenue tab being hidden by default
WINNER / @not_a_cfo♥ 7,971community due diligence
#05
I am humbled and excited to announce ________.
PROMPT / CARDS AGAINST STARTUPSthe same job at a company with better snacks
WINNER / @open_to_work♥ 6,204community due diligence
#06
Human-in-the-loop currently means ________.
PROMPT / CARDS AGAINST STARTUPSan intern clicking approve until 3 a.m.
WINNER / @agent_supervisor♥ 5,893community due diligence
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